Time to Make That Dough

It is time to make that dough.  I am sick of being a broke ass.  I just want to be able to do whatever I want.  I am sick of asking ladies to hang out.  I want to ask them on dates!  A girl is way more likely to put out when you buy her a nice dinner.  If she doesn't, then you are doing something wrong!  But I can't take any ladies on dates if I don't have that money.  I need to make some company that makes me millions.  It will happen and I will be rich.  If you don't believe it, look me up in five years and you will see I'm making that dough.  #MONEYGANG

How To Do Nothing

Dawg, you are already doing it!! WHOOP WHOOP

College.  It is almost here.  I have been waiting for this all my life.  I used to watch the MTV spring break shows or that show Greek on ABC.  I don't think anything is going to be more fun.  Everyone just gets a lot more chiller because they don't have to worry about getting caught by their parents.  And they just get chiller in every other way, too.  People are so judgmental in high school.  If someone judges you in college, then they are just weird.  And there is so many people there, anyway, that you don't have to even see those people that do judge.  I am stoked for college and that is all I have to say.

Conversations On Conversations

Levonte is a black man that walks into a gas station in Alabama.  He is confronted by white supremacist leader, Dick. Here is their conversation...

Dick:  Get the f*** out of here n*****.
Levonte:  Whatchu gon do bout it white boy?

(Dick pulls out a gun)

Dick:  I'll shoot yo ass boy.
Levonte:  Oh ya?  Do it b****.

(Dick pulls the trigger.  It doesn't phase Levonte.)

Dick:  Dafuq????
Levonte:  Yeah bitch,  I'm the black superman.
Dick:  I still see a dirty n*****.
Levonte:  And I see a racist mothaf***** that is gonna get his a$$ kicked.

(Levonte picks up dick, flies the f*** out of the gas station and all the way up in the sky.  Dick is now a splattered stain on a road.)

****MORAL OF THE STORY:  DON'T BE A RACIST****

The Beginning

This is the beginning.
This is the end.
School is over.
I hope I don't lose all my friends.
Life is about to begin.
I won't do it with my bottle of gin.
Fuck with me... I'll stab you in the face with a pin.

Blackout

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